i am nobody's unwanted clockblocker, thank you very much.

so i'm sitting at work yesterday, and a co-worker who is very new and trying way to hard to "fit in" starts showing us these you tube clips from some comedy duo. most of it is very funny. then he pulls up one skit where jesus's older brother helps his two "bros" out at a keg party by running interference ( or being the wingman as he called it) with this fat chick who is "cockblocking" his two douchebag friends from talking to her friends. i immediately took offense to this, because i find too often that the fat chick gets labeled "the cockblocker" in a group of girls. i will admit i have tried to help friends on different occasions avoid the unwanted advances of some annoying guys out in a bar or at a house party, but only if the friend gave me the "help me!" signal....okay there was this one time in college, but i had good reasons....what i'm trying to say here, is i'm no cockblocker. if anything i'm a cockhelper, a cock assistant if you will. i want my friends to get laid, if that's what they want. so to all you guys out there, just be yourself, and if the girl is giving you the brush off leave her alone. maybe she's a bitch, or taken, or *gasp* just not interested! it's not the fault of the pleasntly plump friend if her girl asks for some assistance. my size may make me seem intimidating, but really i'm just a bunny rabbit...and one hell of a damn good kisser too!

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k. crow said…
This year I'm dressing as feminine stereotypes... I've done Ice Queen, tonight I'm doing World's Worst Soccer Mom. Somehow, I never thought to do Cockblock. My bad...
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