tom cruise is such a douche, dude.

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bat shit crazy cruise has struck again.

he forced comedy central, whose parent company is owned by paramount, the studio producing mission impossible 3, to pull their re-run of the "trapped in the closet" episode of south park wednesday night. he basically threatened not to do any press for the movie. you would think the producers would thank their lucky stars he wouldn't be opening his pie hole, but alas, they too fell victim to the brainwashing and his psyscho demands. at first comedy central said that trey parker and matt stone weren't allowed to talk about it, but in true fashion, the boys stuck their middle finger in the air anyways releasing this statement:

" So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

-- Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

love you guys! if i ever decide to become a polygamist, will you marry me?

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