quotent quotables
7.17.08
source: google quote garden
Life is a shit sandwich. But if you've got enough bread, you don't taste the shit. ~Jonathan Winters
Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
I love mankind - it's people I can't stand. ~Charles M. Schulz, Go Fly a Kite, Charlie Brown
I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. ~Jim Carrey
Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it. ~J.K. Rowling
I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had. ~From the television show The Wonder Years
This is my "depressed stance." When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this. ~Charlie Brown
Never let the hand you hold, hold you down. ~Author Unknown
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ~Roseanne Barr
Trifles light as air
Are to the jealous confirmations strong
As proofs of holy writ.
~William Shakespeare, Othello
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover. ~Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. ~James Thurber
source: google quote garden
Life is a shit sandwich. But if you've got enough bread, you don't taste the shit. ~Jonathan Winters
Alice came to a fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked.
"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
I love mankind - it's people I can't stand. ~Charles M. Schulz, Go Fly a Kite, Charlie Brown
I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. ~Jim Carrey
Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it. ~J.K. Rowling
I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had. ~From the television show The Wonder Years
This is my "depressed stance." When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this. ~Charlie Brown
Never let the hand you hold, hold you down. ~Author Unknown
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ~Roseanne Barr
Trifles light as air
Are to the jealous confirmations strong
As proofs of holy writ.
~William Shakespeare, Othello
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover. ~Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. ~James Thurber
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